Hollywood And The F Word

I walked out of Money Monster last night. I walked out of The Big Short a month ago.Both Hollywood treatments of Wall Street scandals and indigenous characters were devalued of entertainment value for me because of the constant use of the F..word.George Clooney headed up the Jodie Foster directed film.Actually Clooney opened the picture in the head. Talking through the bathroom door to a dilapidated Julia Roberts.Her enormous mouth is only good when smiling. She didn't smile at the door of the rest room. From the start to fifteen minutes later when I threw in the towel the F.. word was in constant use. The same was true of The Big Short which lasted for me one half hour.What is it about the F..word? That present day Hollywood writers resort to its use gratuitously ? Well. It pads the script . A writer can count on the countless use of the F..word to fill out the dialogue.Director John Ford said acting was in the eyes.Maybe when one can't act they substitute expletives for dramatic acting effect.Bathroom scenes are another standard for placement in modern movies.I wonder why.Do Hollywood soirees include following guests to the restroom to keep continuity in the conversation? Maybe when screen writers combine the F..word with bathroom scenes, vomiting and gratuitous sex it adds up to sign language. After all our schools don't teach critical and nuanced thinking so vulgar sign language at a ultra low level makes contact with the morons that pay to see these kind of Hollywood movies.

New Vampire Movie Plot : Vampires Should Try A Little Tenderness

The peculiar tastes of vampires has long been documented . Bram Stoker's 'Dracula" was actually predated by ancient references to vampires going back to the Greeks. Wouldn't you suspect that a Greek was there first?  Today our meager culture has a vibrant vampire fixation.There is a sensationalistic tidal wave of vampire entertainment offerings . It may be about blood but it is also about sex. And it is also about male and female relationships. Isn't time we faced these facts in a more adult fashion and with less violence particularly male violence against women?  Why don't the impresarios of the vampire experience offer a twist on the whole meilieu of vampires and blood and violence and sex phenom? How about a vampire who adjusts his appetite to womens blood only during their menses? With the collection point at the obvious. At that point the gals wont mind what the guy looks like or what he's up to because it works for the woman at different levels. Plus the gals are not roughed up and the whole affair is sustainable.

Justin Bieber in Danger: Menstrual Cycle Lurks

Like a fickle child interest -here today gone tomorrow. The youthful entertainer Justin Bieber's ability to draw interest may not stand the centrifugal force of another turning of the earth. For with each click of rotation, the motion of the planet along with the growth of human cells are starting menstrual flows in some of his youthful female followers. That will unconsciously motivate and necessitate new more serious carnal interests in the screaming lack-of-fulfillment-adolescents. They will be pulled away from Biebers gravitational pull. Thy hope to spike themselves in some other place with some other entertainer.

Will he have a comeback like Elvis Presley or Frank Sinatra? Probably not. Both Elvis and Frank made initial contact with their respective female followers when the gals were well into sexual experience. So it was like going back to first date or first whatever when Frank and Elvis started anew.

Can We Have Skype & iPhones & Media Romantic Moments?

Microsoft announced it bought money-losing Skype for $8 billion. That's not the way Alexander Graham Bell started. CEO Steve Ballmer of Microsoft was trying to be gushingly happy about the marriage. But what does an overworked, dull dog geek know about communications at the personal level? Sure Skype has 170,000,000 users but that didn't stop Apple or Google from dominating personal communicators in spite of Skypes lead. No it's not about stuff it's about seamless personal comfort when using the stuff.

Sorry Steve but not all the players in communcation devices will succeed. And why should they. It turns out that for every talk-happy user of hand held devices there are many voyeurs who like to watch and listen. Whether its Facebook or Twitter or private conversations there are predators in many forms. Some are scavengers for information that can be resold. Some are sexual creeps who are looking for gratification at a base level or criminal level. In either case the hapless user may regret being open and gabby. Privacy seems to be a personal no mans zone. Avoid privacy says Steve Jobs. Avoid privacy says the baby faced pair at Google. And now Steve Ballmer convincingly joins the anti-privacy movement. Who would want to confide in Steve Ballmer?

With privacy slipping away one of the casualties will be romanticism. Romantics by definition avoid public glare. Romanticism has been replaced with light or heavy pornography in all its forms.

Goodluck Jonathan & Bill Clinton

Todays Wall Street Journal carries a story of the politics of Nigeria. It includes a photo of Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan and his wife Patience. Goodluck is waving to the crowd with a sh..t-eating grin on his face. That translates into a forced or phony smile. His wife Patience is by his side and slighty behind. She's wrapped in traditional African clothing but with un-traditional logos of" Goodluck Jonathan" all over. This one-off must have cost thousands but she doesn't pay or complain. There's been talk that Goodluck always has a hint of an erection. Maybe that's why Patience is somewhat behind him. People would notice that she couldn't possibly miss hubby's basic attempts of introduction. It struck me that Bill Clinton could be an American version of Goodluck Jonathan. Certainly Hillary is always by his side and a little behind so she could never be called as a witness. And Bill is always phony-smiling when he's not blathering and his sex life has produced volumes of testimony and tabloid stories.

BREAKING NEWS: Silvio Berlesconi Offers Deal

A desperate Silvio Berlesconi, Prime Minister of Italy, has offered a deal to opponents. Silvio has been tied to numerous sex scandals including under age and under- the- table affairs. In exchange for retaining his postion, he will  get a GPS surgicically placed in his body. The tracking systems will also be available on Twitter and Facebook. His movements, pardon any puns, will be tracked 24/7. In fact the pugnacious grease ball has thrown down a challenge to all world politicians/characters to follow his example. Bill Clinton is studying the proposal and has commisioned a poll before commenting. Goldman Sachs is considering making a market on the reliability of the GPS device and publishing the markets on the social networks venues. Mayor Bloomberg has immediately pleaded no contest. He was quoted, " Why would anyone want to know the sex life of a five foot kike.?"George W Bush was napping and didn't return any calls.

Tiger Woods: Barter Is Better Than Cash

All of Tiger Wood's earnings only enabled him to barter a physical transaction betwee the 10 and counting counter- barter women. Women continue to hold the trumps with their rumps and bumps.

Barack Obama Had Two Daddies

"Like father, like son".

Barack Obama, our president, was born in 1961. That was roughly the start of the Civil Rights movement. But it was sometime after the start of loose living, drugs and racial and gender sexual experimentation. Obama's hereditary daddy was some black dude from Kenya. Obama's mommy was some eager white gal from Kansas. Daddy went on to other eager gals and mommy just went on . So who raised Obama? Well if he's like most other people or organisms he would be influenced and somewhat raised by his surroundings. These influences include his state, his schools and the morals, customs and politics of the times.

President Lyndon Johnson was in office between 1963 to 1969. Johnson fathered the Great Society which include massive expansions of the federal influence in private lives. These oversized and expensive influences took the form of Medicare, Civil Rights legislation and an expansion of the Viet Nam War. Sound familiar? Were the policies and legacies of Lyndon Johnson a quasi artificial insemination of all the Obama type children that followed? Is Barack Obama part natural and part governmental fathered? Is Barack Obama a cultural product of daddy # 2 Lyndon Johnson?

So what's that mean? Well if B.O. is any example then this new race of Great Society culturally inseminated are weak but addicted to money and control.

AIDS & STD & The Overpopulation Problem

The front page of todays San Francisco Chronicle gushes in anticipation of a possible early start of homosexual marriages in the City . Fag- hag Mayor Gavin Newsom is dutifully trying his best for his impatient glory hole backers in Hollywood. He wants to move the time from June 17 to 5:01 P.M. on June 16. Is this too exciting or what? Ah to be alive and witness these fascinating and wonderful times!

Upon turning the page, the Chronicle carries an article titled "Teen Sex, No Longer Declining". What's more, the details of the piece quotes the Center for Disease Control stats on 1 in 4 teenage girls across all races now have a sexually transmitted disease. That's 25% of the upcoming breeding stock. Also teen pregnancy is on the rise after a decade-long decline. The CDC didn't speculate about the causes for the ominous figures. But the article said experts opined that "complacency about AIDS and changing attitudes about types of sex" were the reasons. AIDS has been sold as a cause celebre because of politicians and Hollywood. Somehow the completely avoidable disease is talked about in terms of bad luck or attacking the poor minorities dispropotinately etc. Anything or any excuse rather than commenting on the poor judgement about what part of the body is to be used for what particular function.

Coincidentally the 25% number also turns up in sub-Sahara Africa. Our black brothers and sister monkeys have an infection of AIDS/HIV at the same percentage of STDs showing up in our teen girls population-25%. The Africans just do what comes naturally. We in the highly "civilized" West change laws so we can sodomize legally . Are we more smart?

We are seeing the future for a mitigation of the human overpopulation problem. It's spelled AIDS and STD. But now the party is beginning. Send out the invitations .Forget about tomorrow. And the children are watching. Newsom's pencil neck is being fitted for a dress shirt and tie instead of a more appropriate public exhibition in stocks fitted for self-made morons.