Saturday, March 30, 2013

How To Communicate With Voters

How does one communicate an idea to a voter? That's the age old question. Know the term "stumping" ? That tactic was the simple sawing of a hapless tree so a politician could stand somewhat higher than his audience. With that measure of increased stature his words or pitch gave the illusion of importance. It gave the speaker the eternal charm of the loud mouth because it sounded like the words were the first time ever spoken. From that early principle of rudimentary communication evolved the cacophony of our modern era . Twenty-four/seven news broadcasting of old words presented in stature- enhancing ways.Opposing parties use the same tactics.

The winning party is the one that makes the message understandable to both morons and higher mentalities. To that end a winning strategy will include an ability for the interested voters to keep score. Most can't understand the issues. Even if they could , they would rather do something else.But if they can be engaged like a ball game can engage and entertain then that party will get the winning votes.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Trouble In Paradise:San Francisco Cause Celebre Minorities Hate Crimes

During the two day talkathon in the Supreme court about same sex marriage and other trivia best left to private discussion.  San Francisco residents have spoken quite eloquently about how they feel about these issues. You may know that San Francisco is home to cause celebre minorities such as illegal aliens who have sanctuary city benefits. I.E. no reporting to federal authorities of their illegal presence.Another cause celebre indigenous specie to S.F. is the multiple forms of homosexual sub groups and in general those who are confused about their sexual orientation . But in San Fran there is someone for everyone.But what happens when one celebrated group picks on another? What's a nanny Board of Supervisors to do ? How can they possibly take sides? Hello Supervisor David Campos. Behold Campos he's two for one. He is both a homosexual and is in the United States illegally. The petri dish of San Francisco politics produced this freak of democracy. Former Mayor Gavin Newsom appointed Campos to the Board with full knowledge of Dave's quasi credentials. Gav figured only a guy like Campos could make Newsom look good. If that were at all possible? Trouble is some members of the Hispanic community don't like transgender people. They never saw one in Old Mexico. So recently there have been assaults by Hispanics on transgender and other reps of the homosexual community. Campos stomped his feet and wants the police to stop this outrage.

How about transgenders and other confused types only frequent certain special bars that cater to their types. The bars should be named "The Closet".

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Endangered Species Poaching: Rewards For Dead or Alive Poachers

Game wardens and security measures that try to protect endangered species like Rhinos, Tigers, Lions, Elephants, Bears etc have not been effective enough to stop the ghastly slaughter of the animals. Viet Nam, China, Thailand and other Asian destinations still get their immoral and illegal body parts of the hapless noble beasts of the forests. The World Wildlife Fund and the respective countries that are losing their national identity because of poachers should try offering rewards for the arrest and conviction of the people who are doing the killing . These reward should include the people in distribution of the animal parts. In a better world I would recommend the reward be given for poachers on a dead or alive basis. Sling their bodies across the hood of a Range Rover and leave them to rot. But until we reach that better world, offer cash rewards instead.


Sunday, March 10, 2013

Dick Cheney Showtime Documentary: Profile Of Misanthrope

March 15 will be the date of filmmaker R.J Cutler's Showtime airing of " The World According To Dick Cheney ". According to R.J. Cutler during the extensive preliminary conversations with the ex-VP and the actual filming of the piece,Cheney constantly made the point of not caring about his critics. One particularly blatant example was his spiteful comment , " I don't lay awake at night thinking ' gee, what are they going to say about me now?"

Hey Dick. What about criticisms from parents who lost children in your ill conceived , mismanaged and constructively illegal wars? The fact is Dick wants critics. That's why he has so many. These critics are like small triumphs of spoiling their day because his misanthropic life is so without joy. Misery loves company.

In a better world Cheney would be dead by now because of popular demand.