Trouble In Paradise:San Francisco Cause Celebre Minorities Hate Crimes

During the two day talkathon in the Supreme court about same sex marriage and other trivia best left to private discussion.  San Francisco residents have spoken quite eloquently about how they feel about these issues. You may know that San Francisco is home to cause celebre minorities such as illegal aliens who have sanctuary city benefits. I.E. no reporting to federal authorities of their illegal presence.Another cause celebre indigenous specie to S.F. is the multiple forms of homosexual sub groups and in general those who are confused about their sexual orientation . But in San Fran there is someone for everyone.But what happens when one celebrated group picks on another? What's a nanny Board of Supervisors to do ? How can they possibly take sides? Hello Supervisor David Campos. Behold Campos he's two for one. He is both a homosexual and is in the United States illegally. The petri dish of San Francisco politics produced this freak of democracy. Former Mayor Gavin Newsom appointed Campos to the Board with full knowledge of Dave's quasi credentials. Gav figured only a guy like Campos could make Newsom look good. If that were at all possible? Trouble is some members of the Hispanic community don't like transgender people. They never saw one in Old Mexico. So recently there have been assaults by Hispanics on transgender and other reps of the homosexual community. Campos stomped his feet and wants the police to stop this outrage.

How about transgenders and other confused types only frequent certain special bars that cater to their types. The bars should be named "The Closet".

San Francisco Gay Pride Parade & HIV Graphic Warnings

June 26, 2011 will witness another gay pride exhibition in San Francisco. It will take up at least 8 official city blocks and snarl traffic for the entire day. Why can't these show offs do it privately? How about just Castro St. being dedicated to columns of homosexuals? To make up for the cramped space they can mount the whole parade on a block- long conveyor belt with a slight incline so drippings can slurry away? The gals can prevent wet sealing because of the impossibility of the "alien face squat" on a moving sidewalk. At the end of the conveyor belt, marchers will drop into a hot tub for the balance of the day. That will make up for the shortened course.

The FDA is proposing graphic warnings on cigarette labels. It sounds like a good idea. What about warning unsuspecting youth about the side effects of sodomy?How about a gibbet with a hanging dummy with made up HIV/AIDS ravages added to the parade? Making sodomy safe for sex doesn't sound like god's or anyones thought out plan.

Motion Picture "Milk" & Sean Penn

The straight, white guy Sean Penn was in San Francisco last night. He was celebrating the world premiere of "Milk" at the Castro Theater. Penn played the part of the slain homosexual activist Harvey Milk. How straight is Penn? Well he actually married Madonna. Now that's gratitude . But it certainly wasn't customary. When Madonna finally caught her breath she divorced him and went on to bigger and better with the NBA. She also earned her own personal homosexual credentials along the way.

Mayor Newsom was there pressing the flesh. There was talk of maybe using a shirt sleeve to trick Newski into getting more than he bargained for. But best not to compromise Gav who is the"go to guy" when human evolution needs to be turned on its head.