Friday, June 24, 2011

San Francisco Gay Pride Parade & HIV Graphic Warnings

June 26, 2011 will witness another gay pride exhibition in San Francisco. It will take up at least 8 official city blocks and snarl traffic for the entire day. Why can't these show offs do it privately? How about just Castro St. being dedicated to columns of homosexuals? To make up for the cramped space they can mount the whole parade on a block- long conveyor belt with a slight incline so drippings can slurry away? The gals can prevent wet sealing because of the impossibility of the "alien face squat" on a moving sidewalk. At the end of the conveyor belt, marchers will drop into a hot tub for the balance of the day. That will make up for the shortened course.

The FDA is proposing graphic warnings on cigarette labels. It sounds like a good idea. What about warning unsuspecting youth about the side effects of sodomy?How about a gibbet with a hanging dummy with made up HIV/AIDS ravages added to the parade? Making sodomy safe for sex doesn't sound like god's or anyones thought out plan.

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