BREAKING NEWS: Silvio Berlesconi Offers Deal

A desperate Silvio Berlesconi, Prime Minister of Italy, has offered a deal to opponents. Silvio has been tied to numerous sex scandals including under age and under- the- table affairs. In exchange for retaining his postion, he will  get a GPS surgicically placed in his body. The tracking systems will also be available on Twitter and Facebook. His movements, pardon any puns, will be tracked 24/7. In fact the pugnacious grease ball has thrown down a challenge to all world politicians/characters to follow his example. Bill Clinton is studying the proposal and has commisioned a poll before commenting. Goldman Sachs is considering making a market on the reliability of the GPS device and publishing the markets on the social networks venues. Mayor Bloomberg has immediately pleaded no contest. He was quoted, " Why would anyone want to know the sex life of a five foot kike.?"George W Bush was napping and didn't return any calls.

2010 California's Governor Race: Romancing The Groin

Who wants to be California's next governor? Well Cal's favorite Jew, Senator Dianne Feinstein has decided to stay in Washington and help Israeli interests. No loss there. But her decision had an immediate effect on the prospects of 2 men who pass for white. Their names are the present California Attorney General Jerry Brown and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. The difference between these 2 pols is as thin as the width of toilet tissue. But fag-hag Gavin Newsom has a slight lead with the homosexual crowd in our state.

Well to marginalize that difference, Jerry Brown has decided not to defend the will of the people, who also pay his sorry ass, in the upcoming appeal by the homosexuals against Prop 8 which limited marriage to an actual man and woman. Brown claims an attack of "conscience" for his deriliction of duty. So now the race for Cal's governorship is a race to the groin or if you will who can be a better, quasi- dick-taster so that he may become a better, guasi-dicktator of California's future.

So the campaign could turn bizzarre. How about the candidates visiting the San Francisco General's HIV/AIDS wards to administer daily baths ? What about reliving closet episodes with potential voters? What about the candidates teaching the possibilities of an expanded sexual experience when they talk about homosexual activity to children in school? How about the candidates dismissing HIV/AIDS as a legitimate argument against homosexuality? Come on boys, "In for a penny in for a pound" let's get to the details of groin politics.