Pimps, Whores & Congress : Oldest Professions

The worlds oldest profession is popularly known as prostitution. But what is the second oldest profession? I suggest politics. The politician combines the availability and dutifulness of a whore with the commercial savvy of a pimp. Morally speaking the whore offers only what he or she owns and controls. Whereas the politician offers and delivers others labors or assets to a third party for a fee. Clearly the whore is sweating to deliver while the pol just collects with no sweat. Interestingly our society deems prostitution a crime and they can be fined or incarcerated. While politics is legal and campaign contributions amount to billions annually on top of the perqs and generous salaries. But wait there's more. Politicians can make laws that make heretofore illegal or immoral acts into mainstream customs and legal paradigms. Some day they will pay for their crimes.

Real News, Fake News & Non News

News, news, news around the clock, around the world and then around and around again and again. Volumes of news and noise of news but is it really newsworthy? How much "news" is really fake or non news only different in the names that are used? That's tiresome time badly spent. Working in ones garden would be infinitely better.

President Obama is headed to Ground Zero in New York this Thursday. He will say something to the effect that OBL is dead, we all got revenge and the world is a safer place. That's not news in the sense that Obama is informing uniquely. He could have stayed in D.C. and kept his mouth shut and saved New Yorkers and tax payers traffic jams and money respectively. Now real news would have Obama issue a short statement through his press secretary that he did some math about the cost of killing bin Laden. And he has concluded that all things considered we didn't get our moneys worth. A cheaper way of fighting terrorists would be to have better foreign policies. I.E. remember that people in foreign countries have to live there long after presidential election cycles have been concluded. And if Pakistanis want the Taliban for friends, who can argue taste? Therefore as commander in chief of the armed forces he has issued an order for all U.S. troops around the world to stand down . The troops will come home and work on long neglected and badly needed infrastructure projects. Now that would be real news.

American Foreign Policy in Shambles: It's Miller Time

Riots in Africa, Hezbollah is running Lebanon, allies Afghanistan and Pakistan want us out of their respective countries, rulers of Saudi Arabia don't want to be seen with us public, Iran and Iraq want us of their affairs , Israel is surrounded and afraid to make a squeek. Could it get any worse? Actually it's OK. Actually it's Miller Time. With the change in Congress and our pockets nearly empty , it's time for a new direction.

Bring the troops home from every overseas station including Europe. No foreign aid. Any food hand outs have to be coupled with birth control considerations. Quid pro quo. Circle the wagons in the U.S.. We can occupy and defend our country. That's all anyone should ask for and be happy with. Tell the freeloaders around the world and their supporters in Congress to get lost.

Obama: No Lobbyist Left Behind

Give a monkey a money printing machine and a worldwide communication ability and what do you get? Presto, chango Barack Obama appears. Obama has taken Bill Clinton's permanent campaign and Bush's reckless foreign and domestic policies and added steroids. Trillions here trillions there, no lobbyist left behind and added a multi-cultural after burner to the agenda.

Whoppee, it's easy. Money is the answer. 

CIRCUS AIPAC Is In Town

"Hurry, hurry, hurry CIRCUS AIPAC is in town". The American Israel Public Affairs Committee's greatest lobbyists show on earth is now featuring special demand performance acts. Come see presidential hopefuls, John "Shakey' McCain and Barack "Plural Man" Obama perform for 4 foot something Zionists and their shorter wives. Also appearing will be Secretary of State "Kind O' Ninny" Rice and white woman Speaker Nancy " Scarf Lady" Pelosi along with Senate Majority Leader Harry " Pathetic Mumbles" Reid. Other surprise guests could be added.

Watch how featured performers pledge America's assets and young lives for the well being of the ghetto Israel which is on stolen Palestinian land. Hey come visit Israel also. It features the largest open-air prison on the planet. Approximately 1.5 million Palestinians are subject to a slow motion genocide every day. Why? Zionists swear by their mothers instructions, " Don't buy or own anything that eats". In other words "cut your losses".

Oh the irony of it all. Two thousand years ago the Romans watched Zionists get chomped on by lions in the Coliseum now the Zionists watch representatives of the last empire do tricks for chump change. Enough already. Time for a swing back to more understandable times. Round up U.S. reps in Congress that sold out to AIPAC and show them the exits. Hey round up AIPAC also and ship them to Israel

AIPAC And The Conference Of Presidents Of Major Jewish Organizations: The Problems And The Final Solution

The American Israeli Public Affairs Committee and The Conference of Presidents of Major Jewish Organizations together control over 50 pro-Israel PACs across America. Why is this a problem? It's the reason why America has a lopsided support of Israel that defies logic . Israel has nuclear arms and an arrogant attitude that is bordering on suicidal. The 50 PACs allows the limits of election contributions to be exceeded by a factor of 50. Most of these PACs are purposely, deceptively named to avoid scrutiny. This effectively allows AIPAC and The Conference to contribute more than $500,000 to each of our 535 members of Congress in each election cycle. The math adds up to a staggering $ 250,000,000 that is dangled in front of our spineless politicians.

Also the U.S. gives Israel each year over 3 billion dollars gratis. This giveawy has been going on since Jimmy Carter's Camp David's Accords in the late 1970's. No doubt some of that grant money is laundered in Israel and returned to America for dispersal to Israeli friendly members of Congress.

Israel is a foreign country that is not a contributing ally to American interests in the Middle East. They are a negative . So what can be done? Israel should be regulated as other foreign countries now are. Israeli agents should not be free to roam the halls of Congress like some quasi-51st state lobbying their interests. Israel's lobbyists should be rounded-up and and registered as the foreign influence that they truely are.