Secretary Of State Condi Rice screams at her assistant, " No more watermelon frappianos till I finish with these calls. I'm determined to be assumed as being part of the Israeli/Palestinian cease fire when it happens. Hell the Israelis are running out of targets and I will be left out".
Condi stomps her size 10 foot. She shatters her 8th Ferragamo high heel. Simultaneously picking her ear and nose she dials George. He picks up the phone wrong way around and answers, " Hi Condi". He mostly always answers " Hi Condi" because she's mostly the only one that calls because George is the only one that takes her seriously.
Condi screams, "Switch the phone around". She continues, " George , how can I be seen to be part of the peace process?"
George blurts out an insight," Condi , you will have a tough time being seen because you are black and don't reflect light very well".
Condi slams down the phone and yells, " Get me a watermelon frappiano ASAP".
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