Dick Cheney is recovering from aneurysm repairs to both knees. After getting a quote on Halliburton, he phoned our boy-president to tell him that clutching Cheney's knees for security would have to stop. He did tell Dubya that in place of his own knees he would provide a duplicate life-like model. The mock-up would have a night-light and travel case. It would also have an inscription on the knee caps, " Nobody learns because nobody remembers".
With the affairs of state settled, Dick booked a " canned hunt" of pheasants in Texas. His last hunt bagged 70 unsuspecting birds. Some had to be drop-kicked to make it sporting.
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