SPECIAL OFFER FOR CROTCH ROCKET DRIVERS

Attention crotch rocket (motorcycle) flyers. For a limited time a free burial at sea will be provided if there is at least 800 pounds of salvageable metal after the crash. The burial will not be in cremated form. The body will be dumped as is. The balance struck between removing hazzrds on the highway and feeding predators at sea will bring relief to fish and mammals.