Federal Reserve Janet Yellen: Background & Prospects

Somewhere in Manhattan there is a Kosher deli that once employed Janet Yellen. She was hired on the spot for the top job at the Federal Reserve. She left so quickly that her umbrella is still there on the hook. In a better world, hopefully soon,Janet will be back at the deli almost indistinguishable from the dill pickles.The story goes that Baron Rothschild was in the deli ordering a pastrami and cheese on rye and was bemused with Janet popping her "P's" when she spoke.The baron thought two things.One if Yellen were Fed Chair it would be a potent example of the Jewish aristocracy pissing on what's left of our shabby culture . And two she would definitely make the baron look better in comparison.

Jerry Seinfeld & Jon Stewart: Revenge of Unfans

Jewish humor is not for everyone. Whether it be their fascination with the toilet, bodily functions or Nazi traits that seemingly exist in every thing imaginable. Ergo Jerry Seinfeld and  Jon Stewart can be very annoying to unfans. Therefore I suggest that unfans who engage Jerry or Jon in public should take the opportunity to mockingly clap and or laugh at everything they do. You know. Like the canned clapping and laughing that one hears on their shows.