Friday, August 06, 2010

Celebration of Underclass: Limited Offer

Hear ye, hear ye, come to America and join us celebrate the underclass. Has your race been chronically enslaved or persecuted? No problemo, your adversaries were all wrong. It's of no matter that your persecutors have never met each other and were separated by thousands of years and yet still came up with the same conclusion about your races charcter? Did the Nazis go after you because of race, ideologies or sexual persuasion?We have great news. We elect Nazi victims solely on the merits of being a victim? That's right. Come on down. Nazis killed, we exalt the same kind. What's more we will borrow money to insure that you get what you deserve even when we can't afford it. We have millions of attorneys and bureaucrats and politicins standing by to help. Why try to succeed when it will be provided free?

Hurry, hurry this is a limited offer because some of the succeeders are getting mad and may start lynching anytime now.

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