Attention spring-breakers headed for Mexico, leave your violent video games at home. Go to Mexico on a real-time violent mission! Help to bring peace to our southern neighbor and partially undo the damage that Spain's 16th century raider Hernando Cortes did to the natives. Go to Mexico to kill the greasy drug dealers and gangs that are killing the locals and holding up the tourists. That's right, tourists are being stolen from in the Mexico City Airport after converting dollars into pesos. The Mexican government has assigned an additional 800 police in the airport concourses to stop this chaos but it persists.
Spring breakers can get a kick and revenge on the scum who travel to the U.S. to game our system and in many cases just to commit felonies. Forget the booze and drugs also. Your girl friend will think you wonderful and wont have to be put in the mood for love when she sees you kill a Mexicorn bandido. So saddle up, tonight we drink tommorrow we kill.
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