Saturday, March 30, 2013
How To Communicate With Voters
The winning party is the one that makes the message understandable to both morons and higher mentalities. To that end a winning strategy will include an ability for the interested voters to keep score. Most can't understand the issues. Even if they could , they would rather do something else.But if they can be engaged like a ball game can engage and entertain then that party will get the winning votes.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Gavin Newsom Governor's Race Website
" Hi, I'm Gavin Newsom and I'm running away from my mayors job and running for governor of California. My plans for California and philosophy in general can be summed up in Cole Porter's hit "Anything Goes". That's why you can hear his song in the backround. I believe that California's borders and laws are virtual and consequently left to interpretation. All peoples are invited. Now that's a simple a message.
Please hit up Twitter, My Space, Facebook and other popular web sites to read and hear my message in 32 different languages including Yiddish and trash- rap- gangsta dialects. Also I appear in frontal nudity on a restricted porn site together with my wife and selected members of the gay/boy, lesbian/girl benevolent societies.
Keep in mind that this is only a start. Together we can take it all to the next level. Vote Gavin Newsom."