Showing posts with label morons in politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morons in politics. Show all posts

Saturday, March 30, 2013

How To Communicate With Voters

How does one communicate an idea to a voter? That's the age old question. Know the term "stumping" ? That tactic was the simple sawing of a hapless tree so a politician could stand somewhat higher than his audience. With that measure of increased stature his words or pitch gave the illusion of importance. It gave the speaker the eternal charm of the loud mouth because it sounded like the words were the first time ever spoken. From that early principle of rudimentary communication evolved the cacophony of our modern era . Twenty-four/seven news broadcasting of old words presented in stature- enhancing ways.Opposing parties use the same tactics.

The winning party is the one that makes the message understandable to both morons and higher mentalities. To that end a winning strategy will include an ability for the interested voters to keep score. Most can't understand the issues. Even if they could , they would rather do something else.But if they can be engaged like a ball game can engage and entertain then that party will get the winning votes.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Gavin Newsom Governor's Race Website

" Hi, I'm Gavin Newsom and I'm running away from my mayors job and running for governor of California. My plans for California and philosophy in general can be summed up in Cole Porter's hit "Anything Goes". That's why you can hear his song in the backround. I believe that California's borders and laws are virtual and consequently left to interpretation. All peoples are invited. Now that's a simple a message.

Please hit up Twitter, My Space, Facebook and other popular web sites to read and hear my message in 32 different languages including Yiddish and   trash- rap- gangsta dialects. Also I appear in frontal nudity on a restricted porn site together with my wife and selected members of the gay/boy, lesbian/girl benevolent societies.

Keep in mind that this is only a start. Together we can take it all to the next level. Vote Gavin Newsom."