YOUR BRAIN WAS COUNTING BEFORE YOU COULD TALK.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCTS.

PEACE IS BEING A HAPPY STOIC

BEING RAISED BY GRANDPARENTS IS LIKE BEING RAISED BY PHILOSOPHERS.IT'S LIKE TAKING THE GRAND TOUR WHEN YOUR YOUNG WITHOUT LEAVING HOME.

WHATS THAT SMELL ? ITS HOLLYWOOD. WE ARE DOWN WIND

OSCARS SHOUD SEGREGATE AWARDS : BEST WHITE , BEST NON WHITE

LAST NIGHT BRITSH MOTION PICTURE AWARDS WERE GIVEN TO ALL WHITE RECIPIENTS. THAT HAPPENED IN SPITE OF 40% OF THE CONTESTANTS WERE NON-WHITE.THE USUAL SUSPECTS CRIED RACISM. HERE'S A FIX. SEGREGATE ALL AWARDS ALONG COLOR LINES E.G. BEST WHITE OR BEST NON-WHITE.

GAZA IS TO ISRAEL AS VESUVIUS WAS TO POMPEII

QUESTIONS ABOUT PENTAGON SHOOTING DOWN ALASKAN PLANE

A SECOND " THREATENING PLANE" WAS SHOT DOWN BY THE PENTAGON OVER ALASKAN WATERS YESTERDAY. AS OF NOW THERE IS NO INFORMATION OF TYPE OF PLANE OR WHAT COUNTRY IT CAME FROM. RIGHT NOW A OAKLAND KILLING OR SMASH AND GRAB EPISODE EQUALS THE PENTAGON FORENSICS OR CRIME SCENE FACTS. FOR ALL WE KNOW THE PLANE COULD HAVE BEEN A DUCK DECOY BEING REMOTELY CONTROLLED BY THE CIA TO TAKE CHINA'S BALLOON OFF THE FRONT PAGE.

CHILDREN OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION GET BALLOON FROM UNCLE CHINA