Spratly Islands : Chinas New Toilet Bowl

Pristine Spratly archipelago has found a new use.Filthy Chinese are making raised seat toilet bowls of some the of 750 atols. Mainland China is a supersized smelly Chinatown. Most urban dwellers around the globe are familiar with the aroma and litter. Mainland China ran out of space long ago. Vivid raw sewage fresh from upset stomach Chinese citizens is ubiquitous.So they have to find a continually flushing body of water to infect.So China sails to the Spratlys. We need a flu or an asteroid for the Chinese.