Dick Cheney: Accidental Hero

Never mind the original intent or plan. The accidental results portray the Dick as a hero in a nickel-novel. Cheney while hunting, diminutive, fragile and paranoid quail on a friend's 50,000 acre Texas bunker-of-attitude missed the poor bird. Instead the Dick shot one of his few remaining friends. The friend, Harry Whittington unlike the quail is a predator. He is a lawyer. He also is a slum landlord in Austin, Texas. Whittington also find time to be head of the Texas Funeral Service Commission. He was appointed by Dubya. What do Dick and Whit talk about ? Death in metaphors? It seems that Dick deals in death at work and at play. The good news for Cheney is Whittington is going to live. But the real good news is the quail got away. But Dick is grinding what's left of his teeth. " Damn quail got away". Dick needs a victory.