Bernie Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez: False Flag Socialist Product

CONSUMER FRAUD ALERT: Loud mouth Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are hawking their socialist product under false flag of consumer friendly and guaranteed satisfaction. But they fail to say that batteries are not included. Buyers of socialist scheme have to provide their own batteries.If buyer can't afford batteries no problemo. Operators are standing by with DocuSign IOU's for cost of batteries. Also operator will help in forwarding your mail-in vote to appropriate polling locations.

China World Occupation? America Needs Russian Help

The Premier of China Xi-Jinping has a tall order to fill. He has 1.4 billion aspiring Chinese bourgeois who are looking for protein and natural resources on the worlds menu of offerings.The United States needs Russia's help in flanking China now.If Xi-Jinping fails what will follow him will be worse than not getting your meal served while it's still hot.Xi will be followed into the worlds kitchen by a Ghengis Kahn-type at the head of a horde of freebooters looking for food any where it can be found including dumpsters of major cities around the world.Nuclear weapons won't be effective against a far flung Chinese occupation once established .What's cooking? We will be surprised.Never mind the old menu of nothing Russian being ordered. I never knew what was in Chinese food anyway. So I stopped eating Chinese.